Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Suddenly I am Humbled.

Wonkette, too? I am not worthy. Well, actually yes I am.

Wonkette links to me or, at least, to mine.

Breaking: 17% of Newspaper Columnists Clearly Virgins

Cold, loveless, formulaic punditry:

When asked “what writing a column is like,” 26% of salaried columnists called it a job and 17% likened it to sex. But Robertson explained that this wasn’t necessarily a positive thing; he said some columnists feel like they’re “married to a nymphomaniac” because they have to start working on another column as soon as they’re finished with the previous one.

Yeah, writing a column is just like sex. In that you do it in front of a computer, alone, while convincing yourself that people like you.

Survey Shows Some Columnists Get ‘Hot’ While Writing [E&P]

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is so cool. looks like you've got a meme on your hands!

it's so seldom that academics' work makes its way into the public. looks like you've found a direct jetstream!

right on michael.

Anonymous said...

When Caesar entered Rome after triumphs of this magnitude, a servant was detailed to ride in the chariot with him through the cheering throngs and whisper, "You are only human."

....J.Michael Robertson said...

If I weren't tenured, I might not be so happy. I really don't know if this is in any way embarrassing to USF. I would assume not. I would also assume that the Deans do not read Gawker or Wonkette. I do not believe that I shall call the existence of either to their attention.