"But I own that I cannot see as plainly as others do, and I should wish to do, evidence of design and beneficence on all sides of us. There seems to me too much misery in the world. I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created that a cat should play with mice."
-- Charles Darwin, Letter to Asa Gray
Friday, August 22, 2008
The Gospel of John McCain from His Sermon to the FatCats
John 14:2
In my Father's wife's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
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Okay, I'm forwarding this to people and right there on the subject line a new joke emerges:
Yet there was a time when you were talking McCain up as the unBush. And we can't forget John Kerry's wife's five homes which make Cindy's holdings look like tar-paper shacks on the crack-smoking side of the tracks.
Yet there was a time when you were talking McCain up as the unBush. And we can't forget John Kerry's wife's five homes which make Cindy's holdings look like tar-paper shacks on the crack-smoking side of the tracks.
ReplyDeleteOne man-whore was rejected. The second will be. Romney would have had the defense of one-house/one-wife, since 1/1 and 7/7 both = 1.
ReplyDeleteJ.M. Robertson, oh so witty!
ReplyDeleteThis anonymous is scratchin his haid. What'd the professor dude just say?
ReplyDeleteI think the professor is pointing out that in this instance the emperor has too many clothes, all of which his wife bought for him. Well done!
ReplyDeleteI always enjoy the snappy comments here at Darwin's Cat. I do wonder though why so many hide behind anonymity?
ReplyDeleteModesty. Paranoia. And for some of us, it's fear.
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