If I Could Sing Even a Little, I'd Put This on YouTube.

Addendum: I showed this to my wife and said, "I wish I could sing."

"You try," she said. And that's all she said.

Another addendum (or I could go back and change it all to addenda):

I told E. that I recorded each of my little snippets twice and picked the better one. She thought about this: "You are not completely tone deaf," she said. "You can carry a little bit of a tune." She thought about that for a minute. "A little bit of a tune," she said.