This Email Gave Me Such a Giggle (I Picked Macaroni Salad)

Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you!

No cheating!

After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, and be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject line.

ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!

Okay, if all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose?

(Sorry, you can only pick one!)

Angel Food Cake
Brownies
Lemon Meringue Pie
Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing
Strawberry Shortcake
Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing
Ice Cream
Carrot Cake
Madeline Cookies


NO! You can't change your mind once you scroll down! So think carefully what your choice will be! OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about you!

Angel Food Cake

Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need a hit on the crack pipe at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature. Prison record? Almost certainly. The lifers fought for the right to be your "daddy."

Brownies

You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons and civil servants who look at you with disrespect. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber if you didn't have to pass through a weapon detector earlier in the evening. You are always the oddball with ideas about the way society should be organized that suggest you harbor a genocidal rage. You tend to be very loyal to words containing vowels arranged alphabetically.

Lemon Meringue Pie

Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker until the liquor turns you into a pompous, braying fool. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time in states where this is illegal. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends chained in the cellar.

Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing

Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Content to lie in your own filth until the rain blows in through the broken window. Everyone enjoys being around you -- at a safe distance, preferably specified in a restraining order -- but you are a practical joker in the sense that Saddam Hussein was a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad since people are sometimes seen departing your presence engulfed in flames. However, you are a friend for life to anyone who will let you eat off his plate.

Strawberry Shortcake

Romantic, warm, loving, more vegetable than human. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch, always deeply regretful that you had to turn state's evidence and show the police where your friend disposed of the gun. You tend to melt, reconstitute and continue on your mission to destroy the man who will someday liberate mankind from the domination of the machines.. You can be overly emotional and annoying at times. If that were the worst of your flaws, you would not be so universally hated.

Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing

Sexy, always ready to give and receive, in short a creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate bisexual. You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside, leading your friends to suspect you are suffering from hypothermia.

Ice Cream

You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, soccer or death-cage curling. If you could, you would like to participate, but there are quadriplegics more coordinated than you. Christopher Reeve died calling you his bitch. You don't like to give up the remote control even though you don't have a TV. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance, which means that unless you provide excellent gas mileage, you are not a true used car value.

Carrot Cake

You deserve to die. I would break into your house tonight and kill you myself with my bare hands, but I don't want to stand in line.

Madeline Cookies

Cultivated, a man of the word, responsive only to the finest and possessed of a degree of sophistication that enables you to integrate sensual and intellectual experience creating a single more intense level of pleasure, you have been dead for at least 150 years.

DON'T FORGET!

PUT YOUR CHOICE OF DESSERT IN SUBJECT BOX BEFORE YOU FORWARD!!!