Friday, August 22, 2008

The Gospel of John McCain from His Sermon to the FatCats

John 14:2

In my Father's wife's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

P.S.

Okay, I'm forwarding this to people and right there on the subject line a new joke emerges:

John McCain, the one-man suburb

Though ... the instant suburb works, too!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yet there was a time when you were talking McCain up as the unBush. And we can't forget John Kerry's wife's five homes which make Cindy's holdings look like tar-paper shacks on the crack-smoking side of the tracks.

....J.Michael Robertson said...

One man-whore was rejected. The second will be. Romney would have had the defense of one-house/one-wife, since 1/1 and 7/7 both = 1.

Anonymous said...

J.M. Robertson, oh so witty!

Anonymous said...

This anonymous is scratchin his haid. What'd the professor dude just say?

Anonymous said...

I think the professor is pointing out that in this instance the emperor has too many clothes, all of which his wife bought for him. Well done!

B. Lundigan said...

I always enjoy the snappy comments here at Darwin's Cat. I do wonder though why so many hide behind anonymity?

Anonymous said...

Modesty. Paranoia. And for some of us, it's fear.