Battle of the Bulges, or La Belle Dame Sans Merci, A Dream Sequence in Which...

... at end of last night's debate Monica Lewinsky jumped onto the stage, kneed two Secret Service in the groin, snatched Bush's trousers down around his ankles, taking his John 3:16 boxer shorts with them, and announced:

"I knew President Bill Clinton. I was a friend of President Bill Clinton and, Mr. Bush , YOU ARE NO PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON."

And swing voters all over the country asked themselves, "The swing! Where's the swing??"