Friday, October 08, 2004

President of the United States of Love. President of the United States of Love

I predict that in tonight's debate between President George Bush and Senator John Kerry, Bush will approach Kerry and say, "I want to kiss you." Kerry will thank the president for the "huge compliment," and Bush will again request a kiss but will again be graciously rebuffed.

The story behind the story: There are a lot of pundits out there speculating on the outcome of this debate, and I have decided to go for the Hail Mary, the post pattern, the old wing it and sling it -- even though Joe Namath didn't get his kiss -- because if I am right IF I AM RIGHT....

Book deal.

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