Image via WikipediaThis morning my wife finally noticed I had shaved my beard. She took a long look and asked if I was wearing a different pair of glasses. Full marks for that: I am.
At that point, I asked her if she could see any other difference. She stared for awhile and it finally dawned on her *that the elephant man had altered his appearance.*
And all these guys at work asking her to have lunch -- oh, she sends me the emails, saying, "Isn't that sweet?"
It's not easy being married to Cougar Platinum (for those times when Cougar just isn't enough).