And Then They Will Collect the Pieces of Ivory and Haul Them Away

We get this email:

Hi all, Facilities called to inform me that there will be some jackhammering taking place at the SW corner of Kalmanovitz this Friday from 7:00 - 9:00am. This may continue from 9 - 11:00am in the central south part of the building.

Can you please pass this information along to your faculty?

And so I email: What? WHAT?

I break myself up.