Monday, July 23, 2007

From the Gulag

The Giants write:

Dear Upper Deck Partial Season Prole/Ticket Holder,

Major League Baseball excitement continues this week at AT&T Park as our own Barry Bonds chases “The Hammer” Hank Aaron’s home run record. To help you maximize your enjoyment during this homestand, we want to provide you the following information and alerts.

Please note that as it becomes necessary for the safety and security of our Season Ticketholders and fans in the Arcade seating area, access to the Arcade and Levi’s Landing will be restricted to through traffic. Fans may be wrist-banded during this homestand and at times, limited access will be granted. As Barry chases the home run record here at AT&T Park, our first concern is the safety and comfort of our guests.

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark visage. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Barry.

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