Tomorrow the Outside Reviewers Arrive to Review the Media Studies Department

We greet them with smiles, with singing, with small gifts. We say, "Welcome, stranger. Abide with us awhile. What we have is yours. That includes our opinions."

And those opinions will fall about their heads like blossoms in spring as when one walks through a beautiful orchard.

And then they will say: "May we suggest some changes."

And we will say: "Oh yeah. Change is good."