Tuesday, May 22, 2007

"Thousands of Mourners Gather to Attend Falwell Funeral"

I know it's an old joke, but I like to think that more than a few were there to make sure he was dead.

And what the hell. Here's the joke, which Wikipedia says is officially the funniest joke in the world:

The winner, submitted by Gurpal Gosall, of Manchester, England was:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

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