Monday, October 30, 2006

What He Deconstructs Stays Deconstructed

How did I miss this? Dr. Indiana Jones fails to get tenure over at McSweeney's.

Though Dr. Jones conducts "field research" far more often than anyone else in the department, he has consistently failed to report the results of his excavations, provide any credible evidence of attending the archaeological conferences he claims to attend, or produce a single published article in any peer-reviewed journal.

And his relations with women are definitely hegemonic.

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