Question: How Do We Know Henny Youngman Was Not a Blogger?

This from NY Times via Romanesko:

(Google's CEO) said that by by Google’s calculation, a new blog is being created every second of every day. He said that Google now estimates that the average blog is read by one person.

Answer: Because he would never have said, "Take my wife, please."

So many bloggers would have, and quite gladly.