Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Luke 2:29 - "Lord, now Let Thy Servant Depart in Peace"

I make Gawker, bambini. Gawker. What was it Oppenheimer said? I am become laffs.

Gawker links to me or, at least, to mine.

July 52006

What If Columnists Were Allowed to Fornicate?

coulterbdsm.jpgThere are over 1000 columnists spewing brilliance and lunacy in unfortunately unequal doses, but a survey of 154 of them turns up batshit results: when describing what it's like to write a column, "26% of salaried columnists called it a job and 17% likened it to sex." But what kind of sex? As painful as it is for us to imagine fornicating journalists (shudder), we've got our guesses: When writing, Maureen Dowd goes cowgirl, but John Tierney prefers missionary (so that's why it didnt work). Stanley Crouch would never admit it, but he can't meet deadline without bottoming; Andrea Peyser just reads like a bondage freak. And of course, Ann Coulter's just hate-fucking all sorts of fuzzy baby animals.

Survey Shows Some Columnists Get "Hot" While Writing [E&P]

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