Not Only a Trophy Wife, But a Wonderful Stepmother for You, My Son

I usually can't come up with a caption for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest, but this just popped into my mind.

Postscript: Or how about: She was stomping squeegee men the day we met.

Or: I had forgotten today was street cleaning.

Or: Some styles are timeless.

Or; Now, that, my boy, is a shiksa.