Larry Craig and the Foot Tapping Spell

He was told it cured loneliness, but he was shaky on the details.

But now the details are clear.

P.S. By the way, I am getting the impression that a coaltion of deconstructionists and conservative Christians is arguing that Dumbledore is not gay -- like Hamlet he is confined to the words with no presence beyond it -- that the text is entirely indeterminate on this point and reader trumps writer just as critic trumps reader.

Having not read any of the novels, I must lay my weapon down and step away from the car.