Their Bodies Were All Crammed into the Car in the Garage, Its Engine Idling. There Were Wine Glasses in Their Hands, and a Plate of Cheese and Fruit.

Just in time for Halloween I thought of parlor game: If one of the Republican candidates *had* to be the next president, which one would you settle for. Let's talk about their relative appeal.

That, my friends, is what down South we call a "hard liquor" question.